asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

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buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

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jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

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